If....
* Jeff Koons can afford an atelier of assistants to polish his balls;
* Urs Fischer can hire someone to construct a set of autonomous office chairs;
* Mauricio Catellan can be praised for his Duchampian wit, a century on;
* Darren Bader can get a warm review in the Times for his re-heated thoughts;
Then....
It seems that even the ideas of post-post-modern artists' are of little utility.
Therefore....
Along with no longer producing anything of intrinsic value, I should also outsource the conceptualizing. Surely there are artists in other countries who can have ideas much more economically than me?
After that, given its glaringly short supply in the developed world, I might as well suspend my judgement as well.
So, from here on in, just assume that, if I had thought it was worth the effort, I would have done it.
Already....
